So Peter shot me in the face while I was giving him a blowjob today. And it was priceless, because neither on of us expected it. I took a short break to breath and I heard "Ah!" and then it was like SPLAT. All over the side of my face. And he was laughing at me before it was even over. And then he continued to laugh at me about it. That's the kind ( Read more... )

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I just watched the trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. First of all, is this movie being released in the U.S.? I couldn't tell...the trailer I saw was in Japanese. Well, if it's only being released in Japan, why the FUCK did they have Kristin Kreuk play Chun-Li? Yeah, that stupid bitch who was 'Lana' on Smallville. I don't know why, ( Read more... )

I drew the most horribly disturbing picture of Rogue and Gambit having sex today ( Read more... )